You know it's hot out when you stand up and the toilet seat sticks to your ass, amirite?

+644 You know it's hot out when you stand up and the toilet seat sticks to your ass, amirite?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Wouldn't that be hot in, then? Or is your toilet outdoors?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Or someone just forgot to move the seat when peeing, and you just sat in piss.

by Anonymous 15 years ago