+264 When you have an STD the test result shouldn't be positive. There is nothing positive about STDs. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But at the same time - when the doctor comes in a says the results are negative one might get all excited - then they drop the HIV bomb on you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"the results are negative" "wooohoooooo" "no, i mean you have an HIV"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having an STD means you're sexually active. And being sexually active is a MAJOR positive thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not necessarily. Some can be genetically passed through to you from your mother, or you might've been raped.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm aware. I pondered adding the other possibilities of contracting an STD but decided it would take the humor out of the joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That it would. It wasn't a bad joke, I definitely agree that under the right circumstances being sexually active is awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sounds like someone just found out they have herpes..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The only positive thing about them is that you're positive you have them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, look on the bright side. You now have a way to get rid of creepy dates without hurting their feelings. "So...you want to go back to my place? My parents are out of town..." "Gosh, I'd love to, but I've got syphlgonnoHIVitis, so, not a good idea."

by Anonymous 13 years ago