+570 Best way to torture an old toothless person: Make them a vampire, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why would you want to torture an old toothless person anyway9

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why not?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's what I thought when I read this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats the way to tourture anybody. I dont want to sparkle like an idiot

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha, No one brought up Twilight but you. But I actually WOULD like to sparkle like diamonds. Free bling.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now, that's just cruel, man.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey I didn't say it's my hobby to go around finding toothless people and sending them to Transylvania or.. Canada.. But I think it's always best to know how to handle any situation in order to achieve the greatest success. I'm no boy scout.. but always be prepared..

by Anonymous 13 years ago