It's exciting to get a cracker that's really two crackers stuck together. They're like conjoined twin crackers, and that makes them cooler than normal ones and more fun to eat, amirite?

+349 It's exciting to get a cracker that's really two crackers stuck together. They're like conjoined twin crackers, and that makes them cooler than normal ones and more fun to eat, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I fear this wording makes it sound like I approve of eating conjoined twins. I'd just like to come out before someone accuses me of this and say that this is not accurate. XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

mmm, conjoined twins

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol...that made me think of siamese twins

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why would anyone eat crackers when you could eat conjoined twins? mmmmmilk.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You've put way too much time and effort into thinking about crackers, by the sounds of things.

by Anonymous 13 years ago