+465 Saying that Twilight is a vampire film because it has vampires in it is like saying Lord of the Rings is like Rudolph because it has elves in it, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but it is a vampire film.... one of the major parts to the twilight series is vampire attacks and having bella wan to turn into a vampire...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But another "major" part is the derpy!war between the "vampires" and the "werewolves"/shapeshifters, so technically it'd be a shapeshifter movie, too, by that standard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but the werewolfs arent even introduced until the second movie. in the first that trio of vampires are still attacking people and trying to get Bella. the entire second half of the movie is about the Cullens trying to protect Bella frm the vampires.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you're going to argue about a book with "werewolfs" in it, at least pluralize werewolves correctly. And yes, the book has vampires involved, but that doesn't make it a vampire book. The genre is typically characterized by the main plot or theme, which in this case is Edward and Bella's "romance," or if you'd care to see it from an Anti's perspective, is Edward's "godliness". That being said, the genre is either a romance or some type of irritating and thankfully untapped genre, hopeless infatuation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They aren't werewolves. It was clarified in the last book that they are just shape-shifters.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

By definition of a vampire, there are actually no vampires in the film.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's not a vampire film, because none of them are real vampires. they're fairies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not even fairies. They're whiney little pixie bitches.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or worse, an insult to fairies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or even worse than that- an insult to whiney pixie bitches. O.O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What I meant was that vampire films used to action movies like blade ect. This movie is more of a drama and has added a little action but should not be compared to older vampire films

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always thought this site was a no Twihard zone...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... I agree with you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

then why did you disagree with the post :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just didn't agree with what they were saying, comparing Lord Of The Rings & Rudolph with the elves. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The elves in Lord of the Rings and the santa's elves are way different.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the vampires in twilight and the vampires in classic vampire tales are way different in case you didn't notice that is the point of this post

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That was the POINT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rudolph is a reindeer, not an elf.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're kidding right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@483659 (Anonymous): lolwut

by Anonymous 13 years ago

theres fucking elves in it retard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

twilight can suck on my large hairy ballsack

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That doesn't sound so promising...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What large hairy ballsack? All you have is a mangina.

by Anonymous 13 years ago