how did the first people to walk the earth know how to make a baby? amirite?

I think they just knew that they were meant to have sex since men and women fit together so perfectly even though we are so different... And then BAM!!! A baby

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was inbuilt into their brains, as it is in all animals... I don't know how or why, but I'd say other people would know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they experimented until they got it right

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Instincts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God told them durrr....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pterodactyls brought the first baby.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God grabed adam's dick and shoved it into eve's vay Jay.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well before there was sex, there was egg fertilization. The male stood on the female (not humans, but fish with legs or something.) and fertilized the egg as it came out. Then eventually the male would just stick it right in there and fertilize it internally, and that is how we got sex.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

-_- i'm so sick of these "first human" or "first person to hiccup" or "first woman to get her period" posts. humans did not just start off all of a sudden, popping out of the ground. it was evolution and it took a heck of a long time. every human ever had parents, so they did not discover everything by themselves

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was thinking the same, although some of the posts do make you think, there are still way to many "first person" related things.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God made it so they would know how to make babies. Simple as that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's much more obvious for creation. God told Adam and Eve. For evolution? Microscopic cells to whatever, and then small animals with asexual. But how would the first animals figure it out? There is no instinct without a designer. There is no possible way for animals to realize how to reproduce. There has to be instincts. But how did the first animal to do sex know what to do? He couldn't have instincts. There has to be a designer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

those species who didnt reproduce died off, those who figured out how to do it, didn't. then their kids either followed the parents' example or had the same brain to make the same realization

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The very first. Very very first. How did he know what to do? If you didn't know how to have sex, like a kindergartner, would you know exactly what to do? Was it dumb luck?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God grabed adam's dick and shoved it into eve's vay Jay.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Instinct.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1st girl: Kay....I'm gonna see what happens when I shove that thing hanging between your legs, into my thing between my legs. WOAH WOAH WOAH WHITE STUFF! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM??? 1st guy: I love this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe they slipped? O.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quest_for_Fire_(film) watched it in one of my high school class. iirc, there are scenes there that *explain* how the first people have sex.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Trial and error? ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Babies smell funny. Almost like toast. They come from the toaster of life.

by Anonymous 12 years ago