+326 Asking if the glass is half empty or half full, is like asking if zero is an odd number or an even number, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hii! :) its almost 4am where I'm at and I can't sleep because I'm very scaaared! Wanna talk? :p

by Anonymous 15 years ago

haha, why are you scared?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I started watching a movie, The Human Centipede, and it left me completely traumatized!!!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Sissy, haha...What's it about?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I usually don't get scared easily... I laughed throughout the exorsist and paranormal activity :p The problem with this one is that its pretty realistic.... A surgeon goes crazy and kidnaps people to turn them into a human centipede... With surgery he connects ass-to-mouth (internally), connectting their digestive systems

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I take it you don't watch a lot of horror movies? Most of the goods ones do try to be pretty realistic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol. I've seen your post about that movie :)

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Damnit!...i meant to put, "it's like asking if zero is a positive or a negative number."

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Ask a mod to change it for you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmm, now I'm not sure how to vote...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@ricer4 Funniest comparison ever though!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Zero is even. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_of_zero

by Anonymous 15 years ago

You... you don't need a link. It's pretty obvious. That's like me saying "the sky is blue" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky#Sky_luminance_and_colors

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've never heard anyone say zero was an odd number. I've always heard that it's even or something else.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anyways, zero is non-negative if you were making the post differently.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Even

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can split zero cookies evenly among x amount of people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago