I see what's going on between you and the cat...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lmfao(:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hey, fuck you!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, but I think I would be pretty surprised if it turned out to be an elephant, too. And dead.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What? Who says this? If you are surprised when you find out that your baby is either male or female then what the hell were you expecting to get that wouldn't surprise you?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oh man, i wouldn't be surprised if it came out a little feline looking at all. not after that crazy night in vegas back in '09. i was working as a cocktail waitress at the time, and me and tony (the tiger, not the homosexual backup dancer) had had wayyy too much to drink. we were extremely vulnerable, and it didn't take much for aslan (the lion not the....actually, alsan's a pretty uncommon name. i got nothing) to convince us to mosey on back to his place for a threesome. let me just tell you, never again will i do that. i was finding fur in places there should never be fur for weeks afterward.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But cats don't exist

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You'd only be surprised if it were a cat? Not a snake or dog? Not even an eagle?

by Anonymous 12 years ago