+489 The Greek god, Zeus, kind of seems like a manwhore, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He WAS a manwhore. That was supposed to be his whole role. The Greek pairing Zeus and Hera was supposed to be comical. Zeus cheating on Hera a billion times and Hera getting incredibly jealous and punishing every woman Zeus was with. Think of it like a sitcom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He had like a billion kids and then I remember in one story Hera sent someone to spy on Zeus, and caught him cheating or something. I can't remember the character for the life of me though, all I know is it's not Orpheus. Maybe it was Hermes but I dunno.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hera caught zues with scylla I believe? Then hera turned her into a giant water snake thing

by Anonymous 13 years ago

kind of?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Odin too. Except Frigg didn't care.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's a rapist... So yeah he's a man whore lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had to do a project on Zeus. He was a manwhore and a douche. He had like a kagillion mistresses and would always be mean to her. she would get jealous and be creul to the girls he cheated on her with. when he got mad at her he would throw thunderbolts at her. ECho once distracted Hera so Zeus could go cheat on Hera. What's weird is that Hera and Zeus were brother and sister...but they were married haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i find it extremely weird that i said these exact words today.... :X

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Women, men, girls, boys, animals, all's fine for him

by Anonymous 13 years ago