+91 Girls: You check the mirror before opening the door for the delivery guys, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, because you never know when the plot to a porno might spontaneously happen in real life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I've got a //package// for you. A package of pizza. Where should I put the //sausage//?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Oh, thank goodness you're here! My friends and I just get //so hungry// after cheerleading practice/sexy pillowfights/shooting amateur pornography!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For some reason whenever I look gross really cute boys come to the door.. So I make sure to check myself, just in case.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't ever need to check the mirror... I know what I look like.

by Anonymous 9 years ago