+955 Sometimes you think up lies in advance, just in case, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

then you forget them when it's the perfect time to use them

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've got excuses for all occasions planned out in my head.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

would you like to share? lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hm. Well you've got your standard sickness excuses: I have the flu, I have a cold, I'm throwing up blood, etc. Those are good for getting out of people inviting you places. If you want to cancel something, say you have a family emergency. People never question those. If you're eating in a place you shouldn't be eating, say you're diabetic or have anemia. Or make something up. That's all I can think of off the top of my head.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol awesome i will surely use these next time i need an excuse : D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Often

by Anonymous 13 years ago