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Sometimes you think up lies in advance, just in case, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
then you forget them when it's the perfect time to use them
by Anonymous13 years ago
I've got excuses for all occasions planned out in my head.
by Anonymous13 years ago
would you like to share? lol
by Anonymous13 years ago
Hm. Well you've got your standard sickness excuses: I have the flu, I have a cold, I'm throwing up blood, etc. Those are good for getting out of people inviting you places.
If you want to cancel something, say you have a family emergency. People never question those.
If you're eating in a place you shouldn't be eating, say you're diabetic or have anemia. Or make something up.
That's all I can think of off the top of my head.
by Anonymous13 years ago
lol awesome i will surely use these next time i need an excuse : D
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