+216 Never cook bacon with your shirt off, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Why?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Because the grease splatters and burns you.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Unless you're a lady who's trying to double-seduce a guy.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

fairly odd parents

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Then how am I suppose to cook I'm the only thing hot enough to sizzle that bacon;)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You shouldn't fry anything shirtless.

by Anonymous 11 years ago