+579 Fortune cookies rarely, if ever, tell you your fortune. They're usually full of lame sayings instead, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my brother and I call them lecture cookies

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God rarely, if ever, listens to your prayers. He's usually full of more important things to do instead.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless he has an infinite amount of time which he does therefore your argument is destroyed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are saying that god's plans are so unimportant that he will change them if you ask him to.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually that's not what i said. I merely stated that God LISTENS to everyone's prayers because he has an infinite amount of time.I never stated that he does what everybody prays for.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If God exists then why are you a faggot? Christians - 0 Atheists - 1

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good argument i think Socrates would be proud.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I, just yesterday, got an extremely ironic fortune cookie. It actually freaked me out about how accurate it was.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I once got a fortune cookie that said I have an unusually magnetic personality and I couldn't help but to agree. It was so true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I got a fortune cookie once that said "if you're hungry, eat another fortune cookie" so i did =)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They may be random and not really predict your future (except I think they can sometimes, I don't really believe in coincidences haha ) but a fortune cookie's saying isn't lame ! I like them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My brother got one that said "You are pretty." What kind of fortune is that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're brother's pretty. Obviously (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"You are mast patience." wtf?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i got one that said "you love chinese food" isnt that weird?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Every single one I've gotten in the past year said I would have financial fortune and I'm still waiting for my money

by Anonymous 13 years ago

.. in bed

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They better be true, I got one that said I'd rule the world.xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago