People that talk in their sleep always say the most random funny things, amirite?

I said "Fishy don't die" in my sleep. I guess I was having a bad dream.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That reminds me, my brother once said in his sleep, "What, wait a minute,WHAT?" xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My roommate just sat up, pointed at me, and said "And YOU'RE gonna water the plants!" We don't have any plants.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One of my friends once said in his sleep "No not the strawberries, we need them for the oil crisis blaaaaaaaaaa"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hilarious!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha, when i was 7, i picked up my pillow and started petting it. my sister asked me what i was doing and i replied, "the sheepies, they need to be washed." LOL.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My bf said, "light that shit up homie." Last night. Hella clearly. Then a bunch of mumbles... This morning he tells me he had the weirdest dream that he was drivin some dope ass car that happened to be snoop dogg's car who was sitting in the passenger seat next to him and they were smokin a blunt..... Ha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my sisters and i were sleeping over at my grandmas, my littlest sister was asleep and me and my younger sister were arguing about who got to sleep where. thats when my littlest sister said "why are they fighting there is plenty of room in the park" XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"ONWARD MEN"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My family is American, but my brother once clearly said in his sleep, "Alright troops, let's move out!" in a British accent. XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A month ago my friend said a bunch of random stuff, like "I want the red one" "God, I forgot to bring the bread home" "Left. Left. Left. LEFT." "What are you, retarded?" and "Fucking perv".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mum said she heard me angrily telling someone to 'f*ck off' repeatedly in my sleep, and apparently I just swear a lot generally in my sleep, very weird

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess I said "I love muscles" When I was little.. And one time me and my ex boyfriend both fell asleep on the phone one time and his sister said she came into his room and we were talking about sandwiches..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It woud be really weird if someone said something incredibly smart in their sleep...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A little girl in my family will say numbers in her sleep... So her parents use them in the lottery.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahah I had a dream that there were shiney like pearls in the corner of the ceiling and mom said that when I was asleep I pointed to the corner and was like "ahh, theyr so shiney" and smiled lol I sleep walk too! once my mom said I walked out of the house and down the street! I don't remeber doin thaat lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

once, at camp, my two friends had a conversation in their sleep. this is how it went: 1-i do not like waffles 2-WHAT? 1-well my sister didn't eat the scrabble piece! 2-just get out! leave! 1-i don't wanna clean the bathroom! 3-(barely awake)What's going on? i was awake and listening to this whole thing...i was very confused

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had a dream that i was singing the campfire song from spongebob. Except in my dream, the meaning of the letters had changed so camp was spelled with a "wh" instead of a "c". I was really confused my this was. So that was my whole dream. Singing the campfire song with a "wh".... and everyone in my apartment complex could hear apperently... that my sleep talking moment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend's little sister talks in her sleep ALL THE TIME! I think her two best ones were "Don't make the pizza angry- nobody likes mad pizza!" and something about how the seals should just get in the stupid car already.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend once said "I just made out out with your foot,man" in her sleep o_O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can speak fluent spanish in my sleep. But not when im awake. -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was woken up the other morning by my boyfriend saying "Wow babe look at all the parachutes!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my friend sat up and said 'do you scream? i'm like voldemort. Don't listen to me, i'm high, i'm high, omnomnomnom'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't talk in my sleep. Apparently I sing?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I haven't laughed this long in awhile. Thanks :D lmaooo

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Last night my boyfriend kept kicking me in his sleep, so I told him to stop and flicked him on the forehead. He said, very clearly, that he could "Kick anyone I want, bitch" and then proceeded to spoon me. I have no idea what the fuck goes on in his head at night...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i laugh in my sleep and scream thats so funny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My sister once asked me where her strawberry jam was. And another time, my mum found her sitting on the (closed) toilet and making random faces...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend said "MY FACE! MY FACE! WHERE IS MY FACE?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago