+512 The thought of flying fish and swordfish mating and creating "flyingswordfish" is horrifying... You're sitting in your boat just fishing and minding your own business, then all of a sudden one of these mutant fish jumps out of the water, flies straight towards you at 45 mph and stabs you in the fucking chest, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Whoa.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

O.O Just when you thought it was safe to go deep sea fishing...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would really suck.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It would be worse if they mixed with Squirrels. A Swordsquirrel would just suck all kinds of balls. Hmm, what a lovely day outsi-HOLY FUCKING SHIT

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In my science class, we had to genetically engineer an animal to make it benefit mankind (in other words, combine 3 animals into something awesome and draw a picture) so this one kid made a shark with wings and talons, and said it could fly to places that had been hit with tsunamis and it could save people... But it's a shark, so it wouldn't go save people, it'd terrorize the streets and eat them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They need that in Japan. ...too soon? In all seriousness though, my heart goes out to them. It's devistating. :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not too soon to mention that they need help... But yeah, something along those lines would be excellent. Just not a bloodthirsty flying shark with talons to grab people... Maybe a dolphin with wings and a turtle shell for people to climb onto. Now we just need an animal-frankenstein builder...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

thank goodness the flying fish are too small. Though that may not stop the marlin. ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago