+874 Child: I have to go to the bathroom... Parent: Why didn't you go before we left? Child: Because I really wanted you to pull over so I can go to some disgusting public bathroom and probably get lice where you don't want lice. It was just my plan all along. I mean it's not like I didn't have to go before we left or anything. I'm just a conniving devil child. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"...Where you don't want lice"? Are you implying that there are places on the body where lice are desirable?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Of curse there is. Forehead lice is all the rage now. Get with the times geez.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WIN

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The first comment made me choke on my drink, I was so amused.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh my gosh! i always hated that as a kid, like what if i don't have to go before we leave and/or i have a drink with me in the car or whatever??

by Anonymous 13 years ago