+141 DO NOT stand on a chair with wheels when you're trying to reach something high, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I learned that the hard way changing a lightbulb... I fell down, hit my funny bone, and sat there for ten minutes while my mom laughed at me. She still tells the story when we have people over -.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:( saaaad faaaace

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why do parents pick one story to tell repeatedly? It's as if they make new friends //just// to tell people that one story. Now all you have to do is just have to find a story about them and every time they tell your story, you tell their story.

by Anonymous 11 years ago