+185 "Since we get periods men should get something similiar nag nag nag nag nag" "YES IT'S CALLED MARRIAGE AND NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTROL YOUR BONER.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ur a girl? All this time I thought you were a guy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am a guy dumb ass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I knew it. No girl would be a stupid as you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For a troll, you are very wise y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Totobean):If i was as wise as you tell me, you would have homepaged one of my posts by now. >:)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In the interest of preserving mod secrets, all I can tell you is that just because something will show up on the homepage, that doesn't mean that it will show up right way. *disappears in a puff of smoke*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not going to do any sexual favors for you. You sick, sick bastard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Way to ruin my exit :/. Sexual favors are only needed to become mods. duh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha. You can poof now. I have nothing clever to say.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't mind if I do *disappears in a puff of smoke*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not the same in any way, shape or form.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why can't you control your ... er?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because we just love the awkwardness that comes with random boners.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They are the result of a chemical reaction in the brain causing the release of a vaso-dilator, enlarging veins and arteries. It's unstopable after it starts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just like you cant control your period....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Heh, fair enough.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*bitchy comment about how you're wrong and how women have it so much worse* figured i'd just get that out of the way :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate it when I get a random boner. Especially when I hug the girl I like. It just.. is evil. O:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It isn't random if it's the girl you like ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't necessarily HAVE to marry someone....but girls get their periods no matter what...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly, marriage is avoidable; if you don't want to get married don't ask the damn girl. It's as simple as that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's the same thing as when a girl bitches about how bad pregnancy is. Just avoid it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But sex is pretty hard to avoid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dude. those boners that have no purpose.. especially in class... When your teacher asks you to solve a problem on the board... when you're wearing basketball shorts... SUCK HARD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uhh why is marriage always bad for just the guys? It's a two way streak...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I believe the saying is two way street. A two way streak would be a husband and wife running through a public event naked.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lmfao. Win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow your dumb

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why is marriage included in this? marriage is fine as long as the people in it are nice people

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think he's trying to say that guys get the shit end of marriage. They have less spare cash, less sex (or so I've heard), and if it doesn't go well they lose half of everything they have. (The 1st and 3rd part are assuming that the guy is making more money than the girl, which is very likely considering that stay at home moms are more common than stay at home dads and guys generally make more money (not being sexist, I think girls should make the same as guys as long as they do just as good at the same job))

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the less sex part doesn't make sense though, unless you're saying BOTH of them get less sex. that would make it sound like the wife was going out and cheating or something. but i think you meant the both of them, it just effects the men more or something. but like i said, in the marriages between nice, loving people that i've seen, the guy didn't get the "shit end" of it. he and his wife were equally happy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think they meant less sex in comparison to before they're married. As in, guys would be having loads of sex before marriage, and girls wouldn't be having much, and then once they got married it would kinda meet in the middle...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The whole boner thing wasnt good enough so they had to add something else. Come on we all know that they are both hell in different ways

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Marriages and boners dont give you cramps. and it's not like you bleed out of your penis when you get a boner. Stop complaining about girls complaining. our bodies are a lot harder to live with than your's. for instance, you get to sit back and relax while your wife (not that i believe anyone would marry you...) gets pregnant and either miscarriages (which would be devastating), gets a really ugly scar from a c-section, or goes through vagina-tearing birth. suck it up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

suck it up that your body is doing what it naturally is made to do. The female body is more resistant to illnesses due to being designed to carry the baby. If you don't like your periods you CAN stop them but then you can't have kids. Ballerinas often don't have periods due to the damage they do to their bodies. You can kill the womb with drug abuse. There are other ways too. If you want equal treatment then stop saying your body is harder to live with. Thats like saying lets all join an anarchist group.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Female bodies are more resistant to illness? Are you sure? :/ I get colds etc, a lot, my grandmother is constantly getting infections, and my mum nearly got cancer... I guess unluckyness runs in my family. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

did you not see the bitchy comment about how girls have it worse above yours? and I'm a girl too, if you hate your period so much then go on the pill or take one of the medicines that make it lighter. and if you're going to bitch about childbirh dont get fucking pregnant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its your choice for saying yes to marriage, plus guys normally propose

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IMHO, I think people should just stop complaining altogether.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

^^^This

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If boners are so bad, then stop them - get your fucking cock cut off. It would be similar to having some sort of surgery to stop a period.

by Anonymous 13 years ago