+417 Wearing a purity ring is kind of like being engaged to Jesus, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My old music teacher was married for over 40 years and was still a virgin "in the name of Jesus"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

O_O You talked about your teacher's virginity? O_O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha, one of the kids in my class asked why she didn't have any kids so she told us about how she has been married for so long and decided to keep her virginity for God. It was very, VERY awkward.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well if he was a virgin he wasn't married... You need to consunimate (sorry can't spell it) the marraige...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BEST NICKNAME EVER

by Anonymous 13 years ago

REGINA PHALANGEEE!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is the awesomest way to put it evahhhh!

by Anonymous 13 years ago