+206 If porn had a them song, it would be Beat It by Micheal Jackson, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was listening to that song as I read this. I bet you were interested to learn that interesting fact about me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

cool story bro

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well done you for picking up on the very clever opportunity to make a very good joke that I hadn't already made.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or Masturbates by MSI.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

frickin. spell. his. name. right. MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL OMG it's a common name people, learn to spell

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or Another One Bites the Dust

by Anonymous 13 years ago