+426 So did Noah ever get hungry on his ark? I mean c'mon, you're out on sea, I know he was bound to eat like half of them. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes cause he's gonna eat raw meat

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People have for years... And he would still need some sort of food.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO THE UNICORNS.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

AND HE COOKED THEM WITH THE PHEONIX

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or with a dragons breath

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@544729 (Previously_Sane): My first thought exactly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fish?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if he was a vegetarian?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Apparently it wasn't until after he got off the ark that Jews were allowed to eat any meat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe went past a burger king or mc donalds that miraculously didn't get flooded :]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So THAT'S what happened to the unicorns!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think the dinosaurs were enough for him

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And the dragons

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dammit, everyone made the dinosaurs/unicorns/other mythological beings joke before i did!

by Anonymous 13 years ago