We had a teacher that was really strict and wouldn't ever cuss and one day some kid was being a smartass so she just looked at him and said "No shit sherlock." the whole class was speechless. Which would be ironic if it was speech class but it wasn't...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A student teacher of mine was trying to say "West Virginia" and accidentally said "West Vagina". Still kinda counts.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My band director was talking about band camp and he was like "I know what you're thinking: why the hell am I still here?" Also, my tech teacher called someone mispronounced this kid's name and said "Spencer Horny".

by Anonymous 12 years ago