+545 Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for life. Give an octopus nunchuks, no one's eating fish ever again. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Light a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Light a man ON fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by Anonymous 14 years ago