+451 The similarity between Viagara and Disneyland is that you wait three hours for a five minute ride, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Too bad they only have fast-passes at Disneyland.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah. I've waited 3 hours for a ride at Disneyland. Not even on Christmas. Plus, I've never had sex that lasted only 5 minutes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But you're young, right? Young people don't take Viagra. Old people do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago