+275 When you put a shell next to your ear, it's the sound of your blood surging in your veins, not the ocean. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This isn't an opinion...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What?!? I've been lied to?!?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, you were adopted.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But I thought I *was* adopted?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Just kidding. But that would have been a great comeback. Is there anything else the world hasn't told me? :'( First the sea shells, now my parents!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

All your friends were payed to be your friends, and the tooth fairy is really a man who rapes you and then takes your tooth to eat afterwords and pays you for the sex.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Silly friends, I was paid to like them. And that tooth fairy, he gets around. His plan is genius, pretending to be a fairy. Too bad he fooled me all these years :(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Don't ruin the magic...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I can imagine OP going to the mall around Christmas and shouting at kids waiting in line to sit in Santa's lap that he doesn't really exist

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And after that I tell them that Steve didn't really go to college

by Anonymous 14 years ago

??? Uhhhh no. The ocean gets stuck inside seashell. Lol you're trying to be all scientific. But seriously it's really weird that you put this on amirite like we were all dumb enough to actually think it was the ocean.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I thought it was the ocean. :(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I believe I saw this on OMG facts

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Psht. No. it is. All of the YYA's are just getting their brain waves from the AM station.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Cool story, science.

by Anonymous 14 years ago