Do you know what happens to 100% of people who eat carrots? THEY DIE, amirite?

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im kicking myself for posting this annonymously. UN; kymmm -.- fuuuu-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you know what happens to 100% of people who read this comment? THEY DIE

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow this should be post of day

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FUUCK I FAIL AT LIFE i don't get this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

everyone who eat carrots will die. because of course everyone will die. but someone who isnt thinking could possibly think that carrots kill people

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol i gets it now thanks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Atleast 8 people are immortal o.O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have you guys heard about that chemical called dihydrogen monoxide? It's really dangerous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am glad that someone else has realized the threat of dihydrogen monoxide. More people need to realize what a threat it is!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Overdoses of the chemical can lead to death. It's also the main cause of erosion around the world.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know! And I've also been studying on my campus a correlation between high levels of dihydrogen monoxide and depression among students...it is scary.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It really is scary. Did you know that if you breathe dihydrogen monoxide, you can die?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(J.): This made my day :) We're studying in AP Lang about how advertisements use big words consumers won't understand, to convince them they need something, or that something's wrong with them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(J.): I know...What is really terrifying is how little it takes to kill someone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chuck Norris drinks straight dihydrogen monoxide

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That might lead to some interesting consequences because it's a bent molecule. ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh shit!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

P.s. I love all the people who get this. and the dihydrogen monoxide part. I seriously love you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HOW DID I KNOW THAT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS IS A SMOKER?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i dont know, you just knew.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im not a smoker.... xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ok..and your not the OP....so your point is??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The comments are starting to become like MLIA.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know. The jokes are getting old and redundant. Did you know that 100% of people in general die?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're only right because 99.999999999999% rounds up to 100. Unless you conveniently forgot about Superman.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I no way facts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you no way know how to type too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's an acceptable reason. At least you aren't TRULY stupid and don't get it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The only thing I like about this post is that the people that hit "no way" probably sincerely just didn't get it and it wasn't just to hit it or because they thought it was lame.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i hit "no way" and i honestly just thought it was stupid haha...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how many dead people are buried in the cemetary ?...... all of them

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im REALLY kicking myself for posting this annonymously. GOD DAMMIT. -.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago