+606 If gummy bears and sour patch kids were alive they'd probably have one badass war, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The Candyland Wars...left all of WillyWonkaVille in ruins. Hundreds of chocolates melted. Have you ever heard the sound, a Swedish Fish makes as it's melted? Well! Have you!?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha no, but I bet it sounds very unpleasant right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, think of the sound Sea Monkeys make as they are thrown into the briny deep.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aww those poor delicious swedish fish >.<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you should write a novel on the war times

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm working on it. For a school projects. I have a feeling the teacher isn't going to find it funny. I will though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd buy it, you wouldn't even have to think of anything just rename ppl from like WW2 as candies

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Adolf...Twizzler. Winston...Raisinet...Good idea ;3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Go Gummy Bears!!! Because they don't end up betraying you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sour patch kids would win. They have hands.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well even though gummy bears are nicer the sour patch kids have a better chance of winning >.>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nahhh...i said gummy bears cause i don't like sour patch kids..its just the flavor i don't like about them

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, my friends and I did that for a gingerbread contest last year, only the gummy bears were zombies and sour patch kids were soldiers. We called it the apocalypse and used food coloring as blood and pretzel sticks as spears.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

food fight! please, mind the pun.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well said, "Skittles." :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago