+388 There are 3 types of jokes in the world. Good jokes, lame jokes, and Chuck Norris jokes. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd say Chuck Norris jokes are lame, but then he'd bash me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your face? Your mother? That's what she said?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They all fall in the "lame" category, along with your mother's face, that's what she said.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dead baby jokes. Those probably go under the Chuck Norris category. Why? Because [Insert comment that somehow connects Chuck Norris and dead babies].

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How long does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard Chuck Norris fucks you and then punches you in the stomach so that you bleed all over the wall. that's the best I could come up with, and it ended up disgusting

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about knock knock jokes?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How about good jokes and chuck norris jokes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this joke falls in the second category

by Anonymous 13 years ago