+537 Whenever you get in a fight with your younger siblings and they say "I was here first!" replying "I was on the planet first" is a perfectly good retort, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, if you're still 5.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I still use that. And it works...until they call my mom and I get yelled at for being "immature". I bet both of my parents did that...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I still say "I was born first!" and I'm 18.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well technically they were on the planet as well because they were either sperm or food that the dad would eat and thus become sperm at some point. So technically our future kids are the food and drink we consume.... weird

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Which I will reply with "EXACTLY. YOU HAD YOUR TURN. MY TURN NOW."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I use it all the time

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My brother used to do this and I hated it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As a younger sibling, I have to say this is not a valid argument. You're supposed to be older and smarter, think of a better reason than that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago