No man can eat 50 eggs. amirite?

I've eaten over 1000... across a span of 10 years, that is...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Challenge accepted.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Next on Man vs. Food....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was gonna mention that. Darn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ima try it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

uhhhh......i ate out my gf

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But... but... What about Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)? "When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every mourning to help me get large! Now that I'm grown I eat FIVE DOZEN EGGS so I'm roughly the size of a barge!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh my gosh, that's one of my favorite movies ever! No one proves amiriters wrong like Gaston!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's exactly what I thought of when I read this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, not chicken eggs, but lice or flea eggs, yeah. Also, what about caviar?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Could a woman?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can you imagine the farts afterwards?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh man! Those would be sooooooo bad!! Hahahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know right? Lolololol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd eat that many eggs just for the farts hahaha Probably kill a few animals and small children though haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol! Yeah like my farts are insane after eating an egg salad sandwich. 50 eggs now? Biological warfare anyone? Lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha wow nice! ok you eat the eggs I'll build the bomb shelter :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh and P.S. egg salad sandwiches are DElicious!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh my god, I knoooooow!!!! I would eat them everyday but I do care about the world and all... ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha how very considerate of you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol I know right? But they really are so delicious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So true, so true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is this in one sitting or throughout an entire lifespan?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well I can fertilize 50 at once....in the pants...with your mum.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a Cool Hand Luke reference, you guys. Damn im old

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thought no one else was gonna get this. i was surprised.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love Cool Hand Luke!

by Anonymous 13 years ago