Ever see a jar of jelly beans that says 'Guess how many jelly beans are in the jar, and you win a prize?' C'mon man, let me just have some. I tell you what, you guess how many I want. If you said a handful, you are right. amirite?

+359 Ever see a jar of jelly beans that says 'Guess how many jelly beans are in the jar, and you win a prize?' C'mon man, let me just have some. I tell you what, you guess how many I want. If you said a handful, you are right. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're not Mitch Hedberg!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mitch :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

four mitch quotes on the homepage at once? i like you people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought you would take the whole jar!

by Anonymous 13 years ago