+389 How do you explain appetizers to a third world country? "Well, It's the food we eat before our food. No, you're thinking of dessert. That's the food we eat after our food...", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This makes me sad.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hope this becomes POTD.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YOU STOLE THAT FROM JIM GAFFIGAN!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!ONE!!!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My brother actually told me this joke. When I posted it, I was unaware that it was originally by a comedian... I'm sorry.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or food fights. "Yeah, we have so much food we kind of just...throw...it...around...."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's like waterparks. You don't have clean water to drink? Well in America we play in clean water.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In amurrica we piss in clean water. =/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What the hell? I posted basically this exact thing and it got deleted for being a repost! This pisses me off to the full extent of the word!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe this was the post that you reposted

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't even remember posting that. I should stop drinking coffee after 9 d

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This reminds me of the south park with starvin Marvin lol.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

... Jim Gaffigan

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"And sometimes, see, we also have a side dish. That's the food we eat at the same time as our food. Yes, then there's the after dinner mint. It's a small piece of food we eat after dessert. That's right, the food after our food which is eaten with food after eating food. You have some pretty good memory function for someone who hasn't eaten in a week!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I live in a third world country. True, I'm not in one of the poorer areas, but even the people who live there know about appetizers, dessert, etc. (even though they haven't necessarily experiened it themselves). They aren't idiots.

by Anonymous 12 years ago