+509 Dear restaurants, please invest in sturdy straws. From, the people who open straws by pushing them on the table. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Story of my life. I try to look all cool and slick by like smacking it on the table and opening it, but then the stupid thing bends and it's still not open D'=

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dearblankpleaseblank.

by Anonymous 13 years ago