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You at least once thought about what you do if you had to hide a dead body. amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
That's why I put my quick thinking to the test!
by Anonymous13 years ago
I got a good one once. I was going to get my victim SUPER drunk, douse them in petrol, and set them on fire. :) Hiding is too hard for me.
by Anonymous13 years ago
But then the body still won't burn all the way, but you can dump the remains in a large body of water.
by Anonymous13 years ago
That's a good idea! Thanks :D
by Anonymous13 years ago
Place the body in an old cabinet, then let the cabinet sit in a sinkhole. Like in the Lovely Bones.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'd cut the body into pieces and bury every piece in different place...and put some in random tree holes and lakes
by Anonymous13 years ago
lol that's exactly what i would do.
by Anonymous13 years ago
HAH! Same.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I've never "thought" about it but I've had a dream I had to hide one. I rented a motel room and left it in a shower... I have odd dreams.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Destroy the teeth, finger prints, and face so they won't be able to identify the victim. Get rid of all of their personal belongings and burn them, or put them in a bottomless pit. Make sure that whoever you kill won't be missed (ex, that one guy you don't really see all that often and don't know his name).
...I need a new hobby.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Not really about hiding bodies but sometimes I'm like "Crooks are so stupid, I would do it this way and not get caught."
by Anonymous13 years ago
same here.
I'm more like "This guy did it ALL wrong! If he did it my way he wouldn't get caught!"
by Anonymous13 years ago
Nah, I would simply plant a bomb somewhere where they live and let that destroy them and all evidence that I was there.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I would cut them up and feed them to pigs, cause they will eat anything, and then it would be impossible to ever find them.
by Anonymous13 years ago
i'm worried after reading all these comments...
by Anonymous13 years ago
I have a furnace at my house that burns hot enough to reduce human bones to ash. It fits a human and that's why that is exactly what I'd do. It'd mix in with all the wood ash.
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