+425 An alcohol a day keeps reality away. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What is "An alcohol"? An alcohol molecyle? I don't think that would be enough.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No i really dont think it does. Have you even tried it? If anything you realize it more cause you might just bump into a table. And it's not good for you. You should try reading a fictional book. That keeps reality away for a few hours, and doesnt cost any money :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You could have just said something like "A bottle of beer a day keeps reality away. But your post is still clever

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I second that. Didn't really think it through. Thanks anyway.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A cocktail a day would have sounded so much better.

by Anonymous 13 years ago