You don't feel like you get enough credit for your own awesomeness, amirite?

what awesomeness?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

does someone need a hug? :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes. But I'm made out of needles btw.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

who are you...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm Slim Shady.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NW

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're just jealous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i'm slim shady, yes i'm the real shady, all you other slim shadys are just imitating.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

will the real slim shady PLEASE stand up, put one of those fingers on each hand up and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

damn i could quote eminem forever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but then we'd seem like a head trip to listen to, cause we'd only be givin' you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i been through hell, shut the hell up! i'm trying to develop these pictures of the devil to sell 'em.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That ain't nothin'. I was born with a dick in my head, yeah, fucked in the head. My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that was a kickass exchange right there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

is he nuts? no, he's INSANE!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

can't we just play with teddy ruxpin instead?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid. Sayin' all this nasty shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

preacher preacher! fifth grade teacher! you can't reach me my mom can't neither! you can't teach me a goddamn thing cause i watch TV, and Comcast cable! and you ain't able to stop these thoughts, you can't stop me from droppin' each March with a new CD for these fucking retards!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You CRIMINAL. Stealin' Eminem's lyrics.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

bitch imma kill you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let me guess. You're probably just gonna stand there and watch me burn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no, imma wrap a lizard in gauze, beat you in the jaws with it get out my chains scissors and saws cut out your livers gizzards and balls throw you in the middle of the ocean in a blizzard with jaws!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then you're just gonna hear me cry?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i can't tell you what it really is, i can only tell you what it feels like.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Marshall, I just love you, boy, I care about your well-being.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no, dad i said NO! i don't need no help peeing!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're a big boy now? Hm. Do you only get naked when the baby sitter tells you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don't know what's happening i think i'm fucking melting!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, quit playin' with the scissors and shit and cut the crap.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FINALLY! Someone who understands!

by Anonymous 13 years ago