+530 Mankind has risen empires, set foot on the moon, and explored art and philosophy. But the pig remains the only creature that can turn grass into bacon. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Slop to bacon

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mmm...Bacon. What would this world be without bacon?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cookies make better bacon than grass. Mmmm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Isn't there such a thing as turkey bacon? I've heard of it but i stick to my pig.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes I'm Muslim and have never eaten pork but I love the taste of turkey bacon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, there's turkey bacon. It doesn't taste as good as pork bacon, but it's a ton healthier.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

when they can fly, I'll be impressed

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When rice can talk, I'll be impressed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ah touche, now watch out for mah mouse traps >:D

by Anonymous 13 years ago