In Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris...No, wait. Chuck Norris still finds you. amirite?

+133 In Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris...No, wait. Chuck Norris still finds you. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He's the owner of Russia. Siberia is his summer home. He builds log cabins out of stone every time he visits

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well if you find Chuck, you'll be screwed.

by Anonymous 11 years ago