If women claim they weren’t meant to be in the kitchen then why do they come with eggs and milk? Amirite?

I might agree except that they're not the kind of eggs and milk people eat (at least I REALLY hope not).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well technically we're meant to drink the milk when we're children. Are you saying that it's natural to receive the milk we drink from a fat and lazy animals boobs?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but we're not meant to eat the eggs

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never said we were.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Probably not, but that doesn't disprove my statement.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

um thats because eggs turn into babies and milk helps feed them, next time read a book about babies and learn about sex before you say stupid things.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... wat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

um i think you mean WHAT. wat is not a word

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Neither is um, and I wish you would find your shift key, and the comma key would do wonders if you could figure out how to put it in the right place.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is a JOKE!!!!!! next time read a book about laughter before you say stupid things

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Take a joke, man. I'm a girl, and I thought this was hilarious. Chill.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FUCK YOU BEAT ME TO IT D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WOULD-BE-THIEF

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stolen from bash.org much?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've never seen that website. A friend of mine posted the quote on his blog and I thought it was good enough for amirite. I don't purposefully "steal" things. :l

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://bash.org/?921792

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/334319

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I saw that after I posted and searched for it, but to be honest yours is badly worded.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In all honesty, I really don't care if it's worded poorly (and yes, it would be poorly worded not badly worded), and I don't care that you basically copied my post. I was simply pointing it out for the future :) I've made the same mistake before and I just know that there are a lot of jerks on here that will go off on you for having a post like their's. Good luck with the rest of your posts!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FUUUCKKK YOUUUUUUU

by Anonymous 13 years ago

joke?? more like troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, this is what people call a "joke." Joke (noun, verb) - something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act. Example: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow, some ppl on here...... *facepalm*..... its a damn joke. get a life

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys come equipped with sausage, milk and nuts. They should be in the kitchen.

by Anonymous 11 years ago