If you could go back in time, you would fix a ton of problems only by bitch smackin that fruit out of Eve's hand, amirite?

+287 If you could go back in time, you would fix a ton of problems only by bitch smackin that fruit out of Eve's hand, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

'No bitch! I don't want bitches on the floor whining aobut their belly aches! My belly hurts, too! I feel like their's a soft ball there, but no one cares!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lord, I apologize for that joke...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

except then you would've sinned...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

inb4 "Not possible, because God doesnt exist"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Beat me to it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Someone would've sinned eventually.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But then you wouldn't exist to do that, so when you can't do that, you WILL exist...etc. A type of Grandfather Paradox...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God dammit. Beat me to it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gotta be quicker next time ;P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh I will be... I will

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol funny how you said that... anyone read the thing "she un-names them"? our teacher made a big deal about this subject...as do all english teachers do

by Anonymous 13 years ago