+655 When I'm older, I'm going to have a girl. I'm going to raise her to get straight A's. She will not date until age 16, and not have sex until marraige. She will never get in trouble in school, and will respect everyone. She will have perfect manners also. Her name will be... Shanaynaquishaliquana'ice. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL, so homepaging this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you! I love your profile pic, by the way.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

me neither :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i belive its poking at Ghetto people and there weird names for kids.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sounds like me minus the name

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OMG i was thinking the exact same thing lol. Guess we're both dorks

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The beginning should be: "Mind of a black person" Haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*ghetto person

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just died laughing....but then again I know a lot of people like this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

make it post of the day!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*She will also have perfect manners.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

idgi

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't really get it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@629895 (coolikecoolwhip): @629887 (avadakedavra): It's poking fun at Ghetto moms who give their children huge names that nobody can pronounce, and I assume it's also poking fun at their thought process while choosing those names

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahahhahh gotcha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can somebody explain? :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha that sounds like me :) except for the whole name thing

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shanaynaquishaliquana'ice how to say it: sha-nay-nay ku-we-cha lie ku-we-on-say

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Sha-nay-na-ku-wee-sha-li-kwan-ah-eese

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Totally just wasted 5 minutes of my life trying to pronounce that. I love this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don't get it, at all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How about... COURTNEY!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love this so so much. :) This is so true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i get it..go on youtube n look up getto names

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im surprised nobody's screamed RASCIST yet

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you want I will. RASCIST

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thanks :3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You spelled it wrong...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Someone reported it. lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really? Haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

rofl >_>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just gonna stand there and hear me cry, the word racist. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I could've sworn the beginning said "When I'm older, I'm going to have sex with a girl." o.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol I interperted it as the name will isolate her and force her to be a good person haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahahaha. I love this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't understand why people think this post is racist... The OP never said anything about race or skin colour

by Anonymous 13 years ago