"... and Christian was eating his cereal one morning, and he took a spoonful of cheerios and in the spoon was a lizard squirming around. He shrieked and ran out of the room. He came back inside a few minutes later and dumped out the bowl of cereal. When he went to refill his bowl, he checked inside the cereal box and there was a family of lizards nesting inside!" This was an essay about somebody in my class... none of it's true, I got a B+.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I actually wrote a two page essay about life as a pencil and got an A-.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That takes skill

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I go way above my bull shit meter

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm still too scared to check how I did on my ACT essay because I bullshitted it so much.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The craziest I have written is about this Japanese psycho who kidnaps dogs for the fun of it and he managed to get mine. I was the hero and I got him back, WHILE sending the psycho to the police and releasing all the other dogs. Despite all the nonsensical shit I got a B+

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Story of my life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I B.S.ed half a research paper about bakers. I even made up a personal interview. I got an A

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My forte: fake quotes from fake people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago