Hahaha... That's a new one. My mom used to tell me that thunder was angels bowling and lightning was God taking a picture. For that reason when I was little, I would look towards the sky and smile like an idiot during thunderstorms.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I was little, we used to say that whenever there was a thunderstorm it meant that God's mom wouldn't let Him go to the movies with His friends. The rain was His tears, and the thunder and lightning was when He got so mad that he punched his mom's favorite lamp.

by Anonymous 12 years ago