+710 "Escalators never break, they just temporarily become stairs." right, but that means they're broken. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if they catch fire? Walk up those 'temporary stairs,' people who abuse that saying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not necessarily, if they're still functioning.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They never become useless

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't contradict Mitch Hedberg man, uncool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago