"1 out of every 3 smokers die." Apparently the other 2 become immortal, amirite?

Smoking: a 66.7% chance at immortality, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

66.66 repeating

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know; I rounded up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know i was just bored. sorry for being a "Math"nazi ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yep, cuz bored people often hang around amirite to pounce on mathematical mistakes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, I would so take that risk.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Immortality... That sounds like it would suck, but it would be cool if you could live as long as you wanted until you were ready to die.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yea, when I'm really old.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe you'll even get to meet the elusive sparklefag, Edward Cullen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are a fairy, you seem to be more of a fag then him

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Keith Richards

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Woo hoo, I can live forever. Yay me!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend always uses the '100% of non-smokers die' statistic when I make the occasional pointed remark about his cigarrette.. Maybe he has got the right idea after all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, they just become zombies. |D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No health authority has EVER said anything like that. Ever. In the history of the universe. There may have been something saying "1 in 3 smokers die of lung cancer" but never just "1 in 3 smokers die". So this post is pointless jargon. What is it with people and making stuff up like this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not only talking about organizations like WHO, because they're far too thorough to make a statement like this. It's funny, loosen up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then by all means, point me to someone--anyone--who has EVER said this. This kind of joke cannot be funny, because every time someone tries to make one, they fabricate the statistic. For once, I would like to see someone make the joke without making stuff up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude, the essence of a joke is mostly always something made up. At least 1119 people think this is funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh really? Can you point out to me one good joke with a "made up" essence? I doubt it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... It was just a joke. Lighten up. And I agree, Dannynudds :P.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thanks for ruining my favourite post, dickwad

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol, if I was able to ruin your favorite post with a COMMENT, it clearly was never a very good post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dude its a joke. chill out its made up and isnt supposed to be realistic cuz then the site would be call ofcourseimrite.com so shut the hell up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

gotta love facebook :-)

by Anonymous 13 years ago