Lying is like biologically natural. We don't learn it. BABIES LIE, MAN.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really? It's natural? I never knew. So you're saying that it's our human nature to lie?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well this wasnt really a 'lie' but it was my first act of deception... i was 3 years old. it was a sunny day. i was with my mom walking past a toy store, when i saw it: this bull beanie baby. i dont know why, but i just had to have it. so i asked my mom. her response? 'No.' i was heartbroken. when we got home, i devised a plan. i would have to be smart about this...how could i make that bull MINE? and then it hit me. the next day i was back in that shopping center. i asked my dad to take me to starbucks for hot chocolate. starbucks was right next to the toy store. he took me, and all i had to do was nonchalantly walk past the toy store, see the stuffed animal, and ask for it. so i did. and he bought it for me. success! my mom was, of course, furious. but hey, i was happy! ive had that bull for about 12 years now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that story was brilliantly told.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i call bullshit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I swear it wasn't in my pants!"- 5 years old

by Anonymous 13 years ago

probably something along the lines of "it wasn't me it was my sister" :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago