+290 If you ever woke up as the opposite sex... you would masturbate first, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*pee

by Anonymous 13 years ago

omg how many times must guys insist that jacking off and pissing are very different?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

we don't have to rub our rock hard dick to piss... It's different bitch...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Finally! I've been wanting to post this but I was afraid of too many NY's from girls. I would examine my body and hope it's someone hot, then masturbate.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except the gays. See, that's why gay marriage should be illegal and being homosexual is wrong, the gays wouldn't masturbate right away if they woke up as the opposite sex! And that's just WRONG. (Sorry, I just had to.)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol I would...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thumbs upped you, because no one else seemed to catch or appreciate the satire... d

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you! Hey, it says 0, which means someone thought I was serious -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was -2 when I first saw it no

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If I knew how to make that emoticon shaking it's head, I would.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree with JennaGee I would so pee first!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lolwutisthisidonteventrolol

by Anonymous 13 years ago