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If you ever woke up as the opposite sex... you would masturbate first, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
*pee
by Anonymous13 years ago
omg how many times must guys insist that jacking off and pissing are very different?
by Anonymous13 years ago
we don't have to rub our rock hard dick to piss... It's different bitch...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Finally! I've been wanting to post this but I was afraid of too many NY's from girls. I would examine my body and hope it's someone hot, then masturbate.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Except the gays. See, that's why gay marriage should be illegal and being homosexual is wrong, the gays wouldn't masturbate right away if they woke up as the opposite sex! And that's just WRONG.
(Sorry, I just had to.)
by Anonymous13 years ago
lol I would...
by Anonymous13 years ago
I thumbs upped you, because no one else seemed to catch or appreciate the satire...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Thank you!
Hey, it says 0, which means someone thought I was serious -_-
by Anonymous13 years ago
It was -2 when I first saw it
by Anonymous13 years ago
If I knew how to make that emoticon shaking it's head, I would.
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