+572 Dear flies: You are virtually of no use to this planet indoors, as there are no plants for you to impregnate. Please leave my room and bother someone else. Sincerely, me, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

flies don't make plants preggo by themselves you stupid whore

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, dear, I'm aware of how flies transfer pollen and such and such. There's no need to get nasty about it, it's a general statement. If i feel like giving a science lesson on an amirite post, I'll let you know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

general statements are based on assumptions, stupid whore you're obviously not good at giving science lessons lol also you can't notify me because i don't have an account tsk, tsk typical woman

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whoa, you sure showed me, didn't ya? I feel so dumb now. Jk, you're an idiot, get a life and an account.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a life is not a material thing life is a state of being however last i checked i was alive i'm too lazy to make an account and i'm sure you feel dumb you deserve it though, you're a woman and a stupid one to boot

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post is hilarious just wanted to let you know. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, shush already. You're embarrassing yourself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how so i proved you wrong, lady condescension fail if you want to talk down to me at least make sure you're better than me at something lmao stupid whore

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm quite sure I'm better than you at a lot of things (capitalization, anyone?) but honestly, I have better things to do with my time. And no, you didn't prove me wrong. You merely proved that you're a persnickety little arse who's bored enough to go into detail on the sex life of plants. So yeah. Run along now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

perhaps i'm better than you at capitalization i'm just too lazy to capitalize by all means go and do something more worthwhile i did prove you wrong your post was wrong i stated so and i backed up my statement ergo i proved you wrong i am pedantic however i am not little unless six foot two is little nor am i a mule (i have digits and opposable thumbs so that i can type this) lol stupid whore

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think a wider variety of insults would get your point across better. 'Stupid whore' gets boring and repetitive after a while.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Everyone needs to stop feeding this troll.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

tip:Don't feed the damn troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this should be on dearblankpleaseblank.com

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They probably copied this from DearBlankPleaseBlank.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't, swear to God >_< I thought of it while I fly attempted to fly up my nose.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What does "persnickety" mean? I am not trying to be rude. I honestly want to know. It just looks like a fun word! lol =)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

perfectionist

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(garrettruskamp) thank you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago