+282 You want to punch slow moving people in the hallways in the back of the head, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why not just break their legs?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Because then they'd walk even slower.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, they'd be in the hospital...then they'd be in a wheelchair, and would most likely use ramps, which helps you out. even in a wheelchair going through the hallways would probably be faster than they were walking.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Good call.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Even when I was on crutches, I was going faster than them >:/

by Anonymous 14 years ago