+425 You hate it when someone tells you that you're unsuited for the rage of war, and you have to pack up and go home, because you're through, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They also asked me how they could make a man out of me. So I climbed a pole.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHAHA WIN!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not their fault. I was a fool in school for cutting gym.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Anon.): Yeah, well that guy is freaky! He's got me scared to death! I know he can see right through me!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

we are man, we must be swift as the raging river, with all the force of a great typhoon!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It'a particularly hurtful when someone calls you a spineless, pale, pathetic lot who haven't got a clue.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i'll make a man out of you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hoped that they wouldn't see right through me, but I guess not being able to swim screwed that plan up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All I wanted was a woman worth fighting for. =(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Paler than the moon with eyes that shine like stars? Or one who marvels at your strength, adores your battle scars? But me, I couldn't care less what she wear or what she looks like. IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHAT SHE COOKS LIKE!! Beef, pork, chicken... mmm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

'Cause the ladies really love a man in armor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'VE got a girl back home who's unlike any other!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The only girl who could love you is your mother.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So what if im not as mysterious as the dark side of the moon!

by Anonymous 13 years ago